Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: Sugar Land, Texas
Job: Emo Kid for Hire
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I might have been exaggerating a bit above, but seriously. Custom game should be considered a drug it's so illegal.
Probably 20 hours invested in it, which is incredible for a flash game. Only problem is the confederate base seems unkillable...Lol.
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"Great work, no major flaws to speak of."
There's almost nothing really big that's wrong with this game, so I'm gonna be really nit-picky and point out the tiny things that are wrong with the game. (Just so you'll know what to work on)
1-The plot is a bit laughable, and it kind of dissolves after that first cutscene, excluding right after the boss fights.
2-If you're fighting something that's much stronger than you, you're only hope is that it heals itself a lot and you can hit higher than it heals. Critical hits would be a nice addition to the game.
3-The game can get a bit boring, considering you do the same thing over, and over, and over, for 20 caves. Then you fight a boss, but you probably need to defeat a few more caves to beat her. Then, you deeat more caves. And more. And more.
Other than that, keep up the good work buddy.
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Yes clay is spelled with a c, not a k. Although I think this music was on the Klayworld movie trailer. Lol.
Anyways, good movie.
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"This was the biggest dissapointment ever"
1-TMP pushes people back but shotgun doesn't? Even for a flash game that's horrible physics.
2-On the third level, with the shotgun, you can blow the big guy's head, half of both his legs, and one of his arms fully off with the other just bone. Then you make a huge hole in his chest and he still rips your arm off...
3-This game makes Devil May Cry 3 look like the remedial class. Ridiculously tough and not near fun enough to make up for it.
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Despite this being a ridiculously tough game, it's really funny and it's fun for the 2 minutes you get to play before you die 10 times over. (Literally) From the fact that you can land on someone's head and bite their head off, causing all your other enemy's jaws to drop and momentarily stunning them, to the billboards and shops (Castle of Crap, Balls-It's what's for dinner, etc. etc.) this is one of the funniest games I've ever played.
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As I said above...This isn't a very fun game. It's way too hard to get the meat to no good, much less perfect. There's 2 things funny about it though.
1-The fat kid is priceless.
2-I can't get anything but yuck on all but the mom's food, so she's all radiantly happy in the photo while everyone else dies from food poisioning. Lol.
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Those are the only problems with this game. I had to quit cause my eyes hurt so much. Nice music though, just needs better quality.
By the way...Password for God Lvl 6 is DFGD (Go to Town Hall and input that)
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The only complaint I have about this is it gets kind of old after a while, and there's no zone of the song that's as good as the first. Also, you can't record the way you played it and get a code for it and then share with friends. Still a great game though.
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The only complaint I have about this game is that the sound game me a headache along with the graphics. But that was after about 9 or so hours of straight play...
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